Bingo Humor

Playing bingo, as well as playing online bingo, can prove quite fun. On the other hand, what happens when a player's mood drops? Or when someone just feels down because he/she was having a bad day? Wouldn't you like to cheer them up?

Well, we have a solution especially for these situations. mybingobucks.com brings you the ten ways to annoy other bingo players in the hall. Of course, we don't recommend using these ways to actually annoy the people, but to tell these sentences as a mood booster, something to cheer up the sour faces of your chat mates.

Well, ready to go?

10 Ways to annoy other bingo players in the hall

1. Shout "touchdown" every time you get a number.
2. Go up to every person in the room and say "did you know that boing is an anagram of bingo?" If someone tells you to stop, be sure to ask them twice.
3. Daub your neighbor's shirt.
4. Sing "B-I-N-G-O" off key. When people ask you to be quiet, tell them that you can't remember the game without the song.
5. Bring your dog with you. Explain that his name is bingo.
6. Call the bingo caller "mommy" or "teacher" and ask him/her to repeat themselves often.
7. Write BINGO in big letters on your underwear; wear them over your clothes.
8. Bring drums. Tell people you thought it was bongo and not bingo.
9. Bring Vodka; tell everyone that it's a drinking game. Every time someone says a number, you have to do a shot.
10. Repeat every number the caller calls for 10 times in a row, and then switch to calling different numbers for a few. Switch back periodically.